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1​-​800​-​Civilization

from Grand's Sixth Sense by Sixth Sense

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Introducing: the home temporary sterilizer for men. This is perfect for those lonely nights when you call up an old girlfriend and only might wanna hold her tight until the sunlight and avoid her the rest of your life? Well boy you stepped to the right place! This device decreases the chance of pregnancy by %102 invented by Dr. Jupitor and consumers claim this is the best form of birth control ever thereby knocking abstinence into second place. You don’t want a child in the first place. It’s only an old fashioned man that takes responsibility for his mistakes, this is the 90’s are you awake? Well good, there’s no side affects and a full money back guarantee if she gets pregnant just send three easy payments of $6 plus shipping and handling to _______ Technologies 3 Denver, Colorado 33961. Call now and receive our seamen shovel, a fast acting syrup that stops premature ejaculation free of charge if you act fast so remember: No one wants a rug rat running around smoking our cigarettes drinking our extra cans of beer and saying “Daddy come here” Buy the home temporary sterilizer for men pick up the phone now and dial: 1-800-civilization.

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from Grand's Sixth Sense, released May 29, 2011

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